fairyfoolishness:

i find it unsettling that this is a gif set

evilkirkseyeliner:

we have to beam down for the away mission, but first, let me take a selfie

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ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

inkskinned:

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

  1. don’t.

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

gingersnapwolves:

craftastrophies:

bluebirdsandink:

Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick ass. 

SAME

omg yes I was like “holy shit you go old lady!”

pocahonturd:

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out


snivellussnep:

egberts:

damnlame:

superblys:

zabvza:

gameandwatch:

fucking watch this

how real is this

this was my tag and i got 21 messages telling me to watch it - you need to watch this

FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnodL2sfso if the tumblr video player isnt working for you the video is here too please watch it omfg

Jesus Fuck.

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u